Mental Health Minute

A friend of mine – yes, I do have a couple – sent me this yesterday and it brought a smile to my face. Hope it does the same for you.

Dear Friends,

Many of you may not realize it but, even though I've been very busy over the last few years, I've still had enough time to put my thoughts and ideas together in a book.

I believe my new book simply entitled "GOLF" gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information I've gained through my years of lessons, struggle and experiment.

I am very proud of the results, and to assist with marketing, I am asking friends and family to help me out. I hope you find this a useful tool to help you enjoy your game much more while you enjoy the great outdoors. The cost is only $9.95. Don't wait until they're all gone!!!!

Table of Contents:

Chapter 1 - How To Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2 - How To Hit A Nike From The Rough When You Hit A Titleist From The Tee

Chapter 3 - How To Avoid The Water When You Lie 8 In A Bunker

Chapter 4 - How To Get More Distance Off The Shank

Chapter 5 - When To Give The Ranger The Finger

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow On The Greens To Maximize Earnings

Chapter 7 - When To Implement Handicap Management

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses For Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

Chapter 9 - How To Rationalize A 6-Hour Round

Chapter 10 - When Does A Divot Become Classified As Sod

Chapter 11 - How To Find The Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go In The Water

Chapter 12 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied The 5th Hole

Chapter 13 - Using Curse Words Creatively To Control Ball Flight

Chapter 14 - When To Let A Foursome Play Through Your Twosome

Chapter 15 - How To Relax When You Are Hitting Five Off The Tee

Chapter 16 - When To Suggest Major Swing Corrections To Your Opponents

Chapter 17 - God And The Meaning Of The Birdie-To-Bogey-Three-Putt

Chapter 18 - When To Re-Grip Your Ball Retriever

Chapter 19 - Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique

Chapter 20 - Can You Purchase A Better Golf Game?

Chapter 21 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $6 A Beer From The Cart Girl And Give Her A $4  Tip  But Will Balk At $4 a Beer At The 19th Hole And Then Stiff The Bartender. 

It's very likely that I'm guilty of all of the above - sometimes in the same round.

h/t to DC