Just when you thought this guy couldn't get any worse...now this from tvsquare.com.
Glenn Beck spent a good chunk of Monday's 'The Glenn Beck Program' discussing his theory that Hezbollah is preparing to infiltrate America through the Mexican border and launch a series of car bomb attacks.
It's a scary proposition, and one that seems to have some validity, at least in Beck's mind. He cites unnamed reports that Hezbollah operatives have been active in Colombia and Venezuela for "quite some time."
But Beck insinuated that multiple Hezbollah attacks on the U.S. through Mexico are inevitable -- and declared you'd have to be crazy to think otherwise. Why would Beck make such a jump? Sharks, obviously.
"Do you know how sharks attack?" Beck asked rhetorically. "Sharks, they circle you, and they they bump into you -- they bump you before they eat you."
"(The sharks) want to see what they are up against," he continued. "The car bomb, it's a shark bump, that's what it is. They're bumping us here on the border. Shark bumps, the whole time. They want to see our reaction."
Ah ha! Beck was sitting on a cool shark analogy the whole time! Clearly, he could only use it if America was facing a dire threat of car bombs from Hezbollah. Now we really can't blame him for forcing it like he did.
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