It was only a matter of time before golf writers had their two cents....
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
His wife accused him of having an affair. Tiger said he was just playing a provisional.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
What’s the difference between Tiger Woods’s wedge game and his driving? Woods can back up a wedge shot.
If you're going to put two balls out of bounds when your wife is keeping score, count on her imposing a four stroke penalty.
The police asked her how many times did you hit him with the golf club. She replied-three, maybe four--put me down for five.
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Perhaps Tiger should have used a driver.
Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.
This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards
Tiger drives his Escalade, hits a tree, hits a fire hydrant, goes airborne and lands on a stranger's front lawn. So "Is Tigers' Caddie on the green in two? "
Finally Tiger has found an unplayable lie!
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